STEWIE REFUSED TO BELIEVE THIS CLUTCH! You know, we've enjoyed having you around so much lately, so we got a little "welcome to the family" present for you. Stewie the Duck wanted to swim more than anything in the world. Look, Anthony, trust me, she ain't what she used to be, all right? I can honestly say for the first time that I am attracted to our daughter. Also, it is time for you to go to school! Next Episode. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. You know, I don't mind so much that you're aging, it's just the way you're shoving it down my throat. ♪ ♪ Sweet Stewie roll! And why should I do you any favors after the terrible things you said to me earlier? Hey, Mary, bet I'll beat you to the barn! ♪ Go, Stewie, go! And clearly, if I wanted him I could have him. We're gonna be doing the show live today. I'm not done yet. I'm just saying some of us go through life without seeing color. Hello, I just so you know this is sort of the thing. Well, you're gonna think I'm an awful person, but I'm attracted to another man. Peter confesses that he only does it because he doesn't feel worthy of Lois and is afraid of losing her due to HIS aging. That sounds like a really chauvinistic presumption. We only have one part left for a little girl. Once you get those pants off, it's like two sagging pressed hams and a slice of pizza. Let me ask you this: Do my gray hairs bother you? Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Who doesn't want some time alone with Meg these days? . Why couldn't we just have girlfriends instead of boyfriends? Happy 1,316,122 views. Julie asks to say goodbye to Stewie and Stewie rushes off arguing with himself again, prompting Julie to slip out. All right, first scene up is on page twelve. ♪ all the things that make us ♪ Stew heard the big ducks in the swimming pool. : 7ACX15 First Aired: March 14, 2010 Guest Starring: Anne Hathaway, Lucas Grabeel Featuring: Stewie Griffin, Meg Griffin, Lois Griffin, Julie, Anthony Also Appearing: Peter, Brian, Chris, Cleveland Brown, Quagmire, Joe, Dr. Hartman, Carl, Horace, Jake Tucker, Tom Tucker, Diane Simmons, Mort Goldman, Bonnie Swanson, Jesus Christ, God, Herbert, Carter Pewterschmidt, Mayor Adam West, Dotty Campbell, Dave Campbell, Ernie the Giant Chicken, Rupert, Tomik and Bellgarde, Bruce, Tricia Takanawa, Angela, Opie, RJ, Justin, Randall, Mother Maggie, Dan, Mail clerk Sam, Large Bird and Moody Green Garbage Creature, Bernie & Gert, Ryan Seacrest, James Earl Jones, George Lucas Musical Numbers: Go, Stewie, Go, Ring a Ring o' Roses, It's Raining Luggage Director: Greg Colton. ♪ ♪ Roll, Stewie, roll! It's that nice girl, Julie, from your show. As a result, they go missing for several days, with only limited supplies. Shout-Out: The main plot of this episode is a parody of the film Tootsie and incorporates many references from that film, including the episode title, from a lyric in the film's title song by Stephen Bishop, "Go, Tootsie, Go!". ♪ laugh and cry. Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker with Channel 5 news. It's about the Pan Am flight from Lockerbie. Go, Stewie, Go! As Lois is at her wits' end, she decides to see a psychic medium who assures her of the children's safety and well being. Quagmire, get over here. ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. Just go see for yourself, I'm not your secretary, Karina. You see, I didn't move to Jolly Farm from the big city to be around animals. My menstrual cycle's on there, too, but I … Boris: No, she is not. Family Guy: Stewie Griffin and Ray Gun Stewie Review! You've got to stop doing that to yourself. Well, I don't know about that. ♪ ashes, ashes, we all fall down! Thanks for taking time for me today, Bonnie. Brian: It has nothing to do with the gym, you're on drugs! Because, Peter, you've been making me feel old and fat and unattractive and worthless. Stewie: It doesn't matter how you find the pot of gold, B to the rian.All that matters is that you beat the leprechauns. Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Well, I guess sometimes you're just right for the part. Tonight we present a full hour of Family Guy, beginning with a very special extended episode, followed by some never-before-seen musical clips. But there's... there's nothing wrong with him. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Unfortunately, Stewie wastes the last of the battery on calling a sweater store. Guy! ♪ Hi, Anthony. I don't know, sweetheart, but I am so, so sorry. Oh, don't be ridiculous, I'll keep him company till you get back. No, no, you're gonna be my on-set guardian. This must be what other fathers feel like. You gotta see this. Good evening, America. Well, when your lifespan is thirteen years, you gotta be direct. ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ [Super Why goes to the principal's office] Leopold Slikk: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Julie breaks off by wishing Karina was a boy. Your husband's work and poker game schedule? Ollie: Peter went to court! Well, I wanted to see if you could come over to my house tonight and run lines with me. Large Bird and Moody Green Garbage Creature, Something, Something, Something, Dark Side, Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show,,_Stewie,_Go! All right, let me just get into character. Tom Tucker: Then what? Season: 8 Episode: 13 Total Episode Count: 139 Prod. You're a little duck. What happened last time, Ollie? : 7ACX15 First Aired: March 14, 2010 Guest Starring: Anne Hathaway, Lucas Grabeel Featuring: Stewie … We now go live to Olie Williams recaping the events of the last episode of Family Guy. I mean, because I'm a woman, you think you'll beat me? Go.Stewie.Go Part 01 Family Guy Moments. That's impossible. He hangs me from the shower rod with your old bras, and then we laugh at you. Go, Stewie, Go! ♪ Nah, just one of those little dots you put on a shot. ♪ … Tom Tucker: Then what? Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. We now go live to Ollie Williams recapping the events of the last episode of Family Guy. There we go, go, go go, ... Hi Brian Ready to go. ♪ Ring a ring o' roses, a pocketful of posies, ♪ Anyway, enjoy the show, and happy new year! You know, I really like spending time with you, Julie. Determined to expose his shady ways, Brian and Stewie go undercover and discover that Meg is in deeper than they thought as she is engaged in an innocent, yet secret, relationship with the mayor. Besides, you can learn a lot from British nursery rhymes. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on Jolly Farm, and falls for a female co-star; Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age. ♪ It's just that, lately, Peter's been making me feel so crappy about my age, and... well, then I'm around Anthony, he looks at me like I'm young and attractive. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on too strong. I can't believe you still watch this crap. I am not little Mary Sunflower, daughter of Bradley and Theresa Sunflower. Well, maybe that can wait till later, Mary. Tom Tucker: Good evening, I’m Tom Tucker, with Channel Five News. On the set, Stewie is smitten by co-star Julie, but another co-star Randall proves to be a pain. Let's go to the barn and meet the animals. You know, I wasn't going to say this, but Mother hates you. ?oldid=135031. When Peter and Lois retire for the evening, Lois happens to see Meg and Anthony making out on the couch and becomes aroused by the interest Anthony shows in Meg and fantasizes herself in Meg's place. Oh Dear God boy. Hi, Mrs. Griffin. Julie's my sister's co-star on Jolly Farm. Stewie undoes his overalls and they take his diaper off. marks an incomplete episode. - Then what? That girl in the wheelchair called me a name! All right, fun's over. ♪ Sweet Stewie roll! Lois confides in Bonnie her feelings and finds out Bonnie too had an affair. ♪. When it comes time to perform, Stewie argues for a strong female character instead of the subservient female stereotype. Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. ♪ Hi, Anthony. Today we're going to learn about the letter "T.". So, James, we just want you to do the voice. What do you want me to read? When Brian confronts Meg with pictures of her and the Mayor, she tells Adam, and because of what she did, he ends the relationship to protect her from getting her name dragged through the mud. When Meg asks if she can bring over her new boyfriend, Peter and Lois are skeptical until they meet him and see he is perfectly normal, unlike her previous boyfriend Justin who has no legs. Well, it was very nice meeting you, Anthony. It just turns you into a regular baby. - How? Oh, well, my goodness, I hope there's room for both of us. [Boris then pulls out a knife] Boris: Unless if you want to get tortured! Let's not start pulling threads on this one. Well, here are a few women who might beat you to the barn: Joanie Benoit, Jackie Joyner Kersey, Babe Didrikson Zaharias, Mary Decker, Zola Budd... Well, yes, Dan, but I felt that just because we're on a farm, it doesn't mean we have to be stuck in the 19th century with our value system. Stewie's "argument" with his alter-ego is a parody of a similar scene originally having been performed in Tootsie.. You know, we've enjoyed having you around so much lately, so we got a little "welcome to the family" present for you. I don't have to fit in that dress anymore. Stewie: But dad, i don't want to go to Freddy Fazbear's pizza, i want to go to Chuck E Cheese's. no. ♪. Yes, well, that gives you no right to be a blaggard! Hi Stewie. You know, we've enjoyed having you around so much lately, so we got a little "welcome to the family" present for you. Julie asks to read her lines with him since she broke up with Randall and invites Karina into coming to her house for a sleepover. CS:GO - Stewie2k Stream Highlights Subscribe for more! Stewie appears on the show with an elaborate story culminating in revealing himself as a boy. What the hell are you doing not much really just me and the pubs Hey there. Peter: Hey Stewie, Let's go to the car! Remember how they only needed little girls? I'm so nervous, I've never been on live TV before. ♪ Go, Stewie, go! Cowij. Ollie: Peter got blamed! Because I'm old and fat and unattractive and worthless. All right, Karina, we'll try it your way and see what happens. That's right. Has anybody ever told you you're pretty enough to be a movie star, Mrs. Griffin? has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. The point is, it's healthy to explore your sexuality. Oh, careful, Sam, you're emptying your sack all over me. Instead of tucking, I just push it in like a button and put a band-aid over it. I suppose you're right; nothing I can do. When he finds out, he threatens to tell Lois but Stewie blackmails him into helping him. Get fast, simple, affordable, and high accuracy audio transcription services from Go Transcribe. They're gonna be making an American version of Jolly Farm right here in Quahog. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The sleepover goes well despite Stewie finding himself sharing a bed with Julie and Julie wishes there could only be girlfriends instead of boyfriends. marks an episode with not enough content. Stewie gets a flu shot / Transcript OfficerPoop247 . Everybody, this is our new Jolly Farm resident, Karina Smirnoff. I thought maybe you and I could have a sleepover tonight. My menstrual cycle's on there, too, but I … You said we were gonna inherit the earth. Oh, that's okay, Lois. Your husband's work and poker game schedule? Loading ... [CS:GO KZT] Grand Final of First Zach47 KZ Tournament: kohZe vs burhac - Duration: 23:45. Hey! In shock they call the entire town and an examination by Dr. Hartman confirms he is perfectly normal. Mom, Dad, is it okay if I invite my new boyfriend over for dinner tonight? Penelope Ann Miller, Nancy Travis, now those are movie stars. Use code 'GL24' for a 25% MORE FREE! Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". Your husband's work and poker game schedule? Lois tricks Meg into leaving so she can have some make-out time with Anthony who is willing but they are interrupted when Meg returns. Now if you'd like to keep that just between us, I suggest you sit back down and order me some chicken fingers. I want to stay home today and go to Chuck E Cheese's later on! Hey, do you mind if I say good-bye to your brother? But the big Ducks knew that Stewie was not ready to swim by himself. HIKO ARE YOU KIDDING!? The next day on the set, Stewie is confused by his relationship with Julie. "Go, Stewie, Go!" Caillou: I'm going to watch Dora and Friends: Into the City because she is sexy. It's my favorite TV show! So, I guess I sleep in the guest room or whatnot? I am so beat from doing an adult stuff all day. Family Guy: Cleveland, Stewie and Joe go to Steak N Shake (Best Family Guy Impersonation Ever) Nusasafa. is the 13th episode of the eighth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy. I'm just doing some playful, walking-away banter during the music. Loading... Unsubscribe from Family Guy Moments? When Julie stops by to admire Stewie as Karina, he finds out she's is in an unhealthy relationship with Randall while confessing interest in her himself to Brian. Stewie and Mother Maggie Go, Stewie, Go! I don't want a brown card! - Then what? Stewie: I love South Park! When Lois tries to apologize, she says she never meant to steal Anthony and Meg takes offense that she feels superior to Meg, that she can have anyone she wants. ♪ ♪ Sweet Stewie roll! [He drops the soccer ball he's holding, and it rolls towards Stewie. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ Okay, our next young actress on the audition list is Karina Smirnoff. It automatically converts audio to text using advanced AI software. Enraged, Brian slaps him, telling Stewie to go away. Bryan. Stewie: It doesn't have to make sense when you look like this! Brian: That doesn't make any sense. It just feels like I'm lying to Peter... like Jesus lied to the meek. Good lord, you're right, an American Jolly Farm! When the Griffin family decide to go for a hike in the local woods, Chris and Stewie get lost while chasing after a floating butterfly. Go to the principal's office to get detention right now! Oh, it's so great being here on Jolly Farm. ♪ It's raining luggage and babies and limbs ♪ ♪ Peter: I understand that you want to go to Chuck E Cheese's, but it is closed for today, we can either go to Freddy Fazbear's pizza, or we can go back home. Stewie, how the hell long do you think you can keep up this charade? Kelsieiesha 1173. Find a way to channel your anger. 2:03. I wasn't expecting we'd do this today in light of the circumstances. I will keep up this "charahhd" as it's pronounced, Brian, as long as I see fit. So am I I just kinda feel like kicking it tonight. - Then what? [At Mt. Order transcription services online. You couldn't even imagine the things I do for him. ♪ on which we used to rely? - Peter went to court! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! I was, like, "Is he gonna fall for this? It doesn't matter anyway, she's back with Randall. Oh, thank you, Peter, that makes me feel terrific. marks an episode that is decently formatted but not fully formatted. Video Transcript. Hi, Mrs. Griffin. - Lois came back! Yeah! And maybe later I can show you some of the local points of interest. Oh, yeah, yeah, she's upstairs. \\\ Ollie: Stewie killed Lois! After looking at it for a few seconds, Stewie half-heartedly kicks it, slowly pushing it several inches in front of him. She is ugly and smelly! DEVICE WHO!? Meanwhile, Peter notes a grey hair on Lois and belittles her for aging. ♪ Go, Stewie, go! Stewie: (Kidaroo's voice) No! Why don't you keep her company, while I go fetch Karina. Interesting. ♪. MumaX992: Well, you got a brown card because you have been smashing our computer keyboards and playing games on the computer in class! They cuddle and Stewie gives her a goodnight kiss as she falls asleep. ", And then when you did, I was like, "I guess I should see how far I can take it 'cause you know, it'll be funnier.". I just don't want to engage. Julie stops by the house while Stewie is out of costume and frantically stages a running commentary with himself and Katrina to fool Julie. When she tells him they are doing a live performance and asks to be comforted, Stewie takes it too far and tries to kiss Julie while she is awake and she responds that she isn't interested in being in a lesbian relationship. 7:14. [Brian looks photos again] You see, she's a real spitfire, this girl; now, you've gotta bring that out or else I'll have nothing to react to. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. But my sister Mary shot herself in the face, and that's when I decided that she would live on through me. Thank you all so much for squeezing me in for an audition. Stewie leaves the show but tells Brian that Julie's mother wouldn't let him say goodbye and reports she is back with Randall. You know, I'm thinking of asking them to do my makeup like yours. Upload files, get transcripts by email. Meg reports that she is tougher than Lois and rips out one of her teeth to prove it, frightening Lois into retreating. /// Stewie shows off to Brian who is completely fooled by the disguise, coming on to Stewie. Oh, my goodness. Anthony compliments Lois on her looks but Peter continues his insults. If you can improve it further, please do so. And this isn't about making out; this is about power tools. All right, wish me luck on my audition, Brian. The producers decide to give it a shot and Stewie becomes a hit. Stewie killed Lois! I moved here because my uncle was molesting my sister, and my parents wanted her to start a new life. I mean, I need all the help I can get, but you have such a youthful look, you could pass for eleven months. Caillou: Not today, dad! Is she home? Maybe I want to have s*x with a fat guy right now. What's on your mind? Tom Tucker: How? Season: 8 Episode: 13 Total Episode Count: 139 Prod. That's fine, Brian, we're having a conversation up here! I've been missing a man's touch lo these many months. Oh, here comes large bird and moody green garbage creature. Previous Episode Our daughter hates me and it's all because of you! 1:02. The episode features Stewie after he auditions, cross-dressed under the pseudonym Karina Smirnoff, for a female role in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue, and eventually ends up falling in love with a female co-star on the show. 10:53. They confirm their love for each other and proceed to make love on the couch. I want to go … This is the transcript for "Brian & Stewie". She told me, it was the Christmas we all went to Edaville Railroad, and you cried because you were afraid because one of Santa's elves was a real midget, and Father said, "That's it, I can't take this anymore," and he left that very night and all you cared about was ice cream on the way home and Mother said you didn't appreciate anything! Hey baby. Brian: Stewie, you look gross.You look like Lou Ferrigno's poop! Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » E-F » Family Guy 18x15 - Baby Stewie. Lois confronts Peter accusing him of making her feel bad about herself and driving her into Anthony's arms and angering Meg. He wanted to splash and dive and swim from one end of the pool to the other one hot day. Feeling guilty, Brian gives in and says that he will eat his poop. ♪ and Daddy doesn't come home! Hey, why were they shooting that scene live? We don't even know anybody there! ♪. Go, Stewie, Go! I'm not really upset about it so go ahead. ... Stewie & Brian have a lot of Children - Duration: 10:53. Stewie: [stern, drops script] I don't want to go to the farm! Well, but then why have you been saying all these horrible things? Like James Earl Jones playing Darth Vader. He wanted to go really bad. Ugh, then why do I feel like fourty months?