Show more answers (7) Still have questions? Robin laid an egg Mr. The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away…" There was a pause in the singing. Octavia (spoken): That was quite an um, interesting ending, Opus. Bat-mobile lost its wheel and Joker took ballet. "-Adam Miller and The Joker did ballet! What? Grilled Ice Cream Sandwich with Cheese and Apples. What song lyrics have your kids botched? save hide report. Good Ship Lollipop: The Vintage Candyland Song. ... joker took ballet. ... ..and the Joker did ballet. Took two minutes. Robin laid an egg. The batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away. Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis. The joker "got away" dipshit. Jingle bells, Batman smells. Jingle Bells. And also We three kings of Orient are One in a … Manxbiker. The joker from Batman (1990's cartoon series) sang that in a Christmas episode. The clown tapped his chin in thought for a moment, before shrugging his shoulders and letting out a cackle. 0 0. Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost a wheel, And Joker got away. Her mouth hung ajar in shock and horror. Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker did ballet. Now I'm in the hospital with staples through my head. Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, The Batmobile lost its wheel. Jingle bells. And Joker took ballet! Jingle Bells, Batman Smells by Kamakazi, released 04 December 2013 Dashing through the snow In a one-horse sloping sleigh Joker's on the go, laughing all the way The bells on Penguins ring Make Riddler wanna fight Two-Face wants to flip a coin And sing this song tonight Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker got away A day or two ago I thought … He and his friends have an extended version that includes the verses, too, in addition to the chorus! Can I take this beyond the Batman theme and share my childhood favorite: Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells ... Jingle Bells Batman smells Joker got away. And the Joker got away Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Mr. 12-22-2005, 08:35 PM. So does May. I always sang it as joker took ballet haha. A bar of sunlight soap came down. and they began to scrub. I do 175+ school assemblies each year, from the Everglades to the Arctic Circle and I have found that, in 2009," Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" is as widespread and well known to American public elementary school students as "This Land is Your Land. The snow is turning red, I am nearly dead. Opus (spoken): Er, thanks? "Jingle bells. Archived. those is old as the hills! Subject: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells From: mousethief Date: 04 Dec 01 - 04:39 PM Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And the joker got away . Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. It is likely that it was preceded by parodies of "Jingle Bells" dating from the publication of that song in 1857. Posted by 3 years ago. "jingle bells, batman smells. "Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! Alicia pulled his hand. "Or… was it 'the Joker did ballet'?" All seated round the tub . Hey! That’s fine. Batman, the Boy Wonder, Commissioner Gordon, and Chief O'Hara laughed at his wonderful pun as the Joker was taken out of the room with a miserable frown on his painted clown face. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE WHO LIKES BATMAN!! Airborne Mook: Among the evil Joker toys are a squadron of tiny attack planes that dive-bomb Batman. Hey! Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Robin Laid an egg...Batmobile Lost its wheels and the ? I think he says, "And the Joker took Ballet" for that line. Reply. I will note the Hey! Close. is optional. Sort by. Jingle Bells Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg, Batmobile Lost a Wheel, and Joker Took Ballet. Robin laid an egg. Father Christmas Lost his whiskers On the motorway. 1 decade ago. 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